thedoctortheoncomingstorm asked:

Oh, you know I can’t answer that. But I will say I’m convinced you pair like each other more than you let on.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

That is a gross lie. I hate Tegan. She’s awful. You should definitely let me throw her out of the TARDIS while we’re in the time vortex. 

I hate you more. 

Go away, Tegan. You’re just jealous because he likes me more.

thedoctortheoncomingstorm asked:

Oh, I’ve regenerated about half a dozen times. Apparently I’m awfully accident prone. When are you, exactly?

Doctor, you really need to take better care of yourself. And ”Accident prone”? That may be the biggest understatement I’ve heard in my life.

I just met all five of you. Well, all five that exist for my timeline. 

Oh, and Tegan says hi. When do we get rid of her?  

thedoctortheoncomingstorm asked:

Blimey, you are even more precious and ginger than I remember.

Well, hello there, Doctor.

You’re quite a bit taller and darker than I remember. I think I like it…

Just how many times have you regenerated since you last saw me, exactly? 

Anonymous asked:

So, what are these deep dark secrets of Tegan’s that she doesn’t want you to tell us?

Well, let’s see… There are oh so many brilliant ones, but which are the most interesting?

Ah. Did you know that when she was a teenager, she used to—

TURLOUGH. STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

Why? I was enjoying this question.

I AM GOING TO TRAP YOU DEEP IN THE BOWELS ON THE TARDIS. SO DEEP EVEN THE DOCTOR WILL NEVER FIND YOU.

There is no need to do anything so nasty, Tegan. I was just going to tell them about—

TURLOUGH… 

Both of you stop right this instant. … Tegan, do not hit Turlough with that book! It’s extremely old and valuable!

Thank you for your concern, Doctor. It’s nice to know how much I really mean to you. 

Now, Turlough, you know that’s not what I meant… Turlough! Come back! Please don’t be angry with me! Turlough!

Well, now that they’re out of the picture…

YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW ANY OF MY DEEP DARK SECRETS.

END. OF. STORY.

Anonymous asked:

Turlough, will you be my Valentine? (:

Sure.


Anonymous asked:

do you have a soul?

Yes, I just choose not to use it. 

(OOC: Even though it doesn’t say it on there, this is my “haters gonna hate” gif. I just have no gif skills.)

Anonymous asked:

Aww, sweetheart. Would you just like a hug? :(

… Doctor, is that you? If you wanted a hug all you have to do is ask (in person), you know that. 

cosmic-angst asked:

What do you think of Earth holidays, such as Christmas? Do they have any holidays like that on Trion?

Well, Christmas is relatively pointless when you’re traveling through time and space. We could logically celebrate all the time if we wanted to. That being said, the Doctor and Tegan managed to convince me that the holiday is actually relatively fun when you get right down to it. We decorated a tree and exchanged presents and such. Tegan got me a new tie, which I thought was very nice of her, and the Doctor got me the short shorts. He said he really liked them…

But anyways, I rather enjoy Christmas. We don’t really have anything like that on Trion. People are always too busy fighting to really do anything like exchange gifts or be festive for a few days. It was fun to celebrate it though. When I get back to Trion, I may have to start a similar tradition there. 

Do you think my brother would be interested in buying things for me?

cosmic-angst asked:

What do you think of Earth sports (apart from finding cricket silly)?

Honestly, I think all Earth sports are silly. They’re all far too complicated, and they don’t even seem like they’d be all the fun. All it is is an excuse for idiotic Earthlings to show off, and everyone else worships them because they happen to be good at throwing a ball of hitting people/things. It’s so pointless.

It’s not that I’m against physical activity, just organized sports and the way that people on Earth act about them. You’d think they were the most important things ever, the way people go on about them! It’s pointless and stupid. 

cosmic-angst asked:

Tell me about your hobbies and interests, Turlough! Apart from drawing, what do you do for fun?

Well, I enjoy reading, and sometimes I’ll help the Doctor work on the TARDIS when we have some downtime. 

We don’t normally have a lot of free time, because we’re always getting roped into some adventure or another. And once we’re on an adventure, I tend to get tied up and don’t have time to think about things I enjoy. 

On Trion, I used to swim a lot. 


That’s about it, though. I’m normally far too busy to do anything fun.

Except for Tumblr, I always make time for that. It’s addicting.